#and jack black will NOT be there!

[hostilemuppet]

You know how people say that animated movies don't need live action adaptions, they're worthy of respect as animated movies? What if I said the same was for video games being adapted into any movie full stop

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[carnelianfoxx]

[jetra4ivor]

lol. I am living for the comments under the official trailer video.

[ankle-beez]

this specific frame of jack black from the minecraft movie trailer looks like he just realized he threw his best friend under the bus because of a cheeky political joke just so he could keep getting booked for shitty kids movies for the rest of his life

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[captaincalamity]

this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

[beardedmrbean]

[monstermonger]

Happy spooky season from your friendly neighborhood fire-lizard :D

[urban-lad]

ᴇᴢʀᴀ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴋᴇᴀᴛs Artwork from his 1962 book The Snowy Day.

[animentality]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[tropiyas]

LOSING MY MIND I DID THIS MINECRAFT MOVIE SHIT 14 YEARS GO

[jetra4ivor]

Alright let’s run down why this trailer sucks.

First up… this is not how Minecraft terrain generation WORKS. I understand they’re trying to push the blocked aesthetic of the world, but this just looks like bad world edit creation with these massive block shapes making up the arch here.

This is not how trees in Minecraft look. They don’t have branches like that.

What is the crafting recipe here? A couple iron ingots and some sticks haphazardly placed on a crafting table make… what is that? Two buckets on a chain??? What the fuck item is that? Why isn’t it a familiar Minecraft item? Why is the recipe not important? Why does he say Jack Black’s panda Po’s catchphrase while crafting it?

THIS is the only accurate thing in the trailer so far. A tree floating and its component piece hovering in the middle. That’s accurate. Good job.

Why are we doing piglins invading? Why are they not zombifying in the sun? Why are they shown multiple times in broad daylight raiding villages when we have actual RAIDERS IN THE GAME we could be using instead?

Here’s the magical mcguffan. Probably how they get into the world and how they get out.

And finally the creeper. I know people like to assume the creeper is made of grass, but given the texture of the poster I have a feeling this is legitimately 100% how the creeper looks in movie too. It’s just… grass. Highly detailed dense grass.

That is not how I envision creepers.

There’s sooooo much wrong with this film I am BAFFLED at how bad it is. How do you get Minecraft THIS WRONG???

[fawndollie]

HUGE music blinkie dump.. found some mayhem ones too which i was surprised about!!

[currently-becoming-potatoes]

When it came to the "Minecraft Steve is one of the most whitewashed characters in history other than Jesus" debate. At least they never put Jesus in an uncanny CGI wasteland and made him played by Jack Black